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-“中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？”

-“微信朋友圈”

昨天在知乎看到这个神回复，不禁让小编捏了一把汗：瞎说什么大实话呀！

既然生活这么苦，今天就来看一下那些让人“惊喜”得措手不及的神回复吧！

01

中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

“

微信朋友圈

WeCt Moments

”

02

请给出一句很有内涵的诗句

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.

“

一懒众衫小

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.

”

03

如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？

Wt's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?

“

穷是一种常态

It's the common situation.

”

04

问世上不会游泳的动物是？

Wt animals on earth can not swim?

“

媳妇和妈

Your wife and your mother.

”

05

妈，我是你的什么？

Mother, wt am I to you?

“

妈的智障

My karma.

”

06

为什么打群架的时候

普遍会脱掉上衣？

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?

“

假如脱掉裤子的话

总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的

Because it would be weird to take off your pants.

”

07

怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？

How should I respond to 'You can you up'?

“

我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？

So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?

”

08

如何一个月减肥40斤？

By wt means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?

“

截肢

Amputation.

”

09

为什么你长痘痘？

Why do you have pimples?

“

因为我可爱得冒泡

Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.

”

10

你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？

Wt extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?

“

20道完形填空，全错

Done a cloze test of 20 questions

with 0 answer right.

”

11

男生说什么话

女生会觉得很大气？

Wt would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?

“

“买！”

" I'll pay! "

”

12

有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？

Is there any compliment tt makes you awkward?

“

人不可貌相啊

We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?

”

13

单身两年以上是什么体验？

How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?

“

单身22年

不知道你说的是哪两年？

I've been single for 22 years.

Which 2 years are you suggesting?

”

14

很高兴为你服务

I'm glad to be at your service.

“

你高兴得太早了

You'll find out you got glad too fast.

”

15

你得揣摩出题人的意图

You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.

“

他想我死

They want me dead.

”

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