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-“中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮?”
-“微信朋友圈”
昨天在知乎看到这个神回复,不禁让小编捏了一把汗:瞎说什么大实话呀!
既然生活这么苦,今天就来看一下那些让人“惊喜”得措手不及的神回复吧!
01
中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮?
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
“
微信朋友圈
WeCt Moments
”
02
请给出一句很有内涵的诗句
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
“
一懒众衫小
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
”
03
如何理解“穷不是一种状态”?
Wt's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
“
穷是一种常态
It's the common situation.
”
04
问世上不会游泳的动物是?
Wt animals on earth can not swim?
“
媳妇和妈
Your wife and your mother.
”
05
妈,我是你的什么?
Mother, wt am I to you?
“
妈的智障
My karma.
”
06
为什么打群架的时候
普遍会脱掉上衣?
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
“
假如脱掉裤子的话
总觉得有哪里不对,气氛怪怪的
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
”
07
怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑?
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
“
我评论个鸡蛋不好吃,还得自己下个蛋啊?
So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?
”
08
如何一个月减肥40斤?
By wt means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
“
截肢
Amputation.
”
09
为什么你长痘痘?
Why do you have pimples?
“
因为我可爱得冒泡
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
”
10
你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件?
Wt extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
“
20道完形填空,全错
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
”
11
男生说什么话
女生会觉得很大气?
Wt would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
“
“买!”
" I'll pay! "
”
12
有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬?
Is there any compliment tt makes you awkward?
“
人不可貌相啊
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
”
13
单身两年以上是什么体验?
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
“
单身22年
不知道你说的是哪两年?
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
”
14
很高兴为你服务
I'm glad to be at your service.
“
你高兴得太早了
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
”
15
你得揣摩出题人的意图
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
“
他想我死
They want me dead.
”
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